ME CYNICAL.... HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

Is it me?

Am I turning into a Grumpy Old Woman?

For a change I have bothered to watch television, after about 5 minutes of the news I gave up on it.

I mean the G8 summit..... by the year 2050 there may be less green house gases if some other countries agree to play along.... WHAT THE.... I know I paraphrase, but honestly.

By the same token I've had an email asking me to sign a petition as an RAF town in Norfolk wants to turn itself into an eco town, to do this it will build a road through a stretch of green belt and some people's gardens..... WHAT THE....

But it doesn't matter any of this, cause if you get hold of a copy of this weeks Closer magazine you can find out all about how Javine (.... who the fuck is she?) lost her three and a half stone baby weight.

Wouldn't be anything to do with actually having the baby would it??? I know that's a very speculative question but I just feel I had to ask it!!!

What the hell is going on?

Mind you at least G8 have decided to act on Zimbabwe, but is that all rhetoric too.

Or am I just being a tad cynical here?

Answers please on a crisp £20 note, there's a recession coming and I want to be ahead here!